YEAH! PRESIDENT, BITCHES!
No, seriously. I do. Not because I think I’d do a kickass job or anything, I just wanna be read-on to the “President’s-Eyes-Only” programs and steal all the files and fax ‘em all to CNN for a pittance. Plus it’d be an awesome way to make people learn to pronounce my last name in a real goddamned hurry. Get it wrong and you’ll have the NSA all up in your Kool-Ade.
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