10 ) The police came knocking on my door with a warrant for its arrest
9 ) It failed at an attempt to start a Yo Mama joke game show
8 ) It started rumors about Paul Ruben exposing himself to children in a theater
7 ) It makes Micheal Jackson look like an othodox saint
UPDATE THE SECOND: Tried turning it on this morning…. it’s completely dead now. Get the disc making it’s, “I’ve got power” noise but no screen or anything.
UPDATE: AAAAAAAND it’s dead AGAIN. Playing ffxi and the screen shut off. No sounds nothing. Dead. I force power off and it comes up to the Apple loading screens [...]
What’s the difference between an Apple worshipper and a PC follower??
PC users admit their PC sucks, and when it dies, it’s dead–they get a new one.
Apple worshippers deny such occurrences and pray that when shipped back to Apple for some fixin’, it will return just like new.
MADtv conjures funny but true lyrics about Apple and their tactics. Of course, they exist because fanboys are just plain fanboys.
From Feist – 1234
UPDATE: Now with 100% more less follow up apology post!
With the exception of names and a raging boner, this is a 100% true story. I just wanted to get that out of the way now. I didn’t want to preface my preface, as this is a long post already, but I really wanted to get [...]