10 ) The police came knocking on my door with a warrant for its arrest
9 ) It failed at an attempt to start a Yo Mama joke game show
8 ) It started rumors about Paul Ruben exposing himself to children in a theater
7 ) It makes Micheal Jackson look like an othodox saint
UPDATE THE SECOND: Tried turning it on this morning…. it’s completely dead now. Get the disc making it’s, “I’ve got power” noise but no screen or anything.
UPDATE: AAAAAAAND it’s dead AGAIN. Playing ffxi and the screen shut off. No sounds nothing. Dead. I force power off and it comes up to the Apple loading screens and goes out AGAIN. I left a message for the rep. I am really, really annoyed with this. This will be a 5th repair. This is “THE WORST SERVICE” I have ever had. Apple really appears to not know how to fix anything…
Or in my case, not so much that I love it(hence the quotes in the title), but that it’s a necessity. Once again, my macbook pro had to be sent in for repairs. Twice. Again. That puts me at 4 repairs on this one laptop in the span of a year. You’d think they’d just replace it by now, but apparently not.
What’s the difference between an Apple worshipper and a PC follower??
PC users admit their PC sucks, and when it dies, it’s dead–they get a new one.
Apple worshippers deny such occurrences and pray that when shipped back to Apple for some fixin’, it will return just like new.
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MADtv conjures funny but true lyrics about Apple and their tactics. Of course, they exist because fanboys are just plain fanboys.
From Feist – 1234
UPDATE: Now with 100% more less follow up apology post!
With the exception of names and a raging boner, this is a 100% true story. I just wanted to get that out of the way now. I didn’t want to preface my preface, as this is a long post already, but I really wanted to get this out there because it is a crime what apple is doing to their customers. And the worst part is half of them are so “Apple Happy” or just plain new to computers, they are completely oblivious and blind to what is going on. There is one must read section at the bottom I want everyone to read whether or not you read the entire story. It’s horrible and I want people to know what Apple is doing. Without further ado, here’s the rest of the story.
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