Hello! I’m alive! Sort of.
I just remembered my password… yay!
You know those “cartoon yourself” ads that you randomly see on websites such as Youtube, MSN.com, Yahoo, etc? Well, I came across some really good ones. This time, I figured out how to save them! Woohoo! I’m getting more techie-suave.
Hey guys, submit your photo and you can too look like this fine fella:
And girls, don’t worry, I didn’t leave us out!:
Go ahead, give it a try! You’ll love it!
Wow, it’s been a while since any of us jokers posted anything. I have a valid excuse: job hunting. I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gerry… perhaps he finally collapsed under the crippling realization that no one visits this site but the people that post here? Surely not, but if so, does that make THIS post anything more productive than masturbation? Should that be the case, then you’re not even reading this right now, so fuck it. How’s THAT for recursive philosophical reasoning?!?
ANYways, I do have a bit of a side project which is consuming signifigantly more of my free time now than it used to do… probably something to do with me no longer having an occupation where I spend all day watching four news channels simultaneously and taking notes. Literally. I AM PAID FROM YOUR TAX DOLLARS. How does THAT taste? Taste good? Like a greasy guy with a cheap suit and more teeth than a shark has his hand in your pocket RIGHT NOW? Seriously, I’m salaried… so you personally are, technically, paying ME to type this. I may also be consuming alcohol, who knows?
I DO. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Infinity Ward on whether or not the PC version of Modern Warfare 2 is a console port.
“No, PC has custom stuff like mouse control, text chat in game, and graphics settings.”
I don’t even need a joke about this one.
Yo dog, #MW2 on console is good and all, I’ma let you finish, but the pc version supports things like mouse, text chat and graphic settings.
Ok maybe I did.
…are bad game design. Expect a full post on this and more shortly.
Yes yes yes, take THAT, Gelly-san!
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One time someone told a Chuck Noris joke while he was in barrens, this is the result.