…are bad game design. Expect a full post on this and more shortly.
Yes yes yes, take THAT, Gelly-san!

This comes to you today from my good friends at halolz.com
One time someone told a Chuck Noris joke while he was in barrens, this is the result.
Friends, acquaintances, and people who clicked on a link a buddy of theirs sent them in a chain letter: lend me your ears! The following poem, The Ballad of the Night Chicken, is the first chronicle of the adventures of my extremely Evil (yet surprisingly Pure, for some reason) Hero from the 360 game Fable 2. It is (as will become readily apparent) based loosely upon a number of similar literary works, though somehow I sincerely doubt any of their works deal with as vile and, frankly, hilarious a subject matter as this. Except, perhaps, Dr. Seuss. Enjoy.


