
Since I have nothing MEANINGFUL to say at the moment, I choose to make the following two references, pertinent to both my own life and the machinations of Raptor Bandit Industries.
1) Purchasing the Ninja DLC for Dead Rising 2 allows for the possibility of redeadening zombies with glee as Dr. McNinja… though you’ll have to find the lab coat and shiny shoes yourself.
2) Seeing as how I’m just about to finish the Brian Hebert/Kevin J. Anderson contributions to the Dune universe (which may be considered the analog equivalent to DLC, though actually WORTH the purchase price), here’s the most apt metaphor EVER between the disparate worlds of Arrakis and Catan.

...And if you get the "Cities and Knights" expansion, wood => paper => aqueduct => no longer having to trade with your jackass opponents => WIN.
It’s a celebration, bitches. Enjoy yourself.


