So I have a question for you. Your kid is 12 or 13 and there’s this really bad ass movie coming out. Let’s say it’s based on a comic. Let’s also say this is a very mature comic so the movie gets an R rating. You wouldn’t let your kid see it right? Or at least the theater wouldn’t unless you were there too. So why do I have to put up with your snot nosed bratty like hell spawn in my online games? The way I see it, letting your kid play an M rated game targeted at adults where adults are playing is like driving you child down to the strip, picking out a bar and telling little johnny-bastard pants, “Have fun!”
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It’s great to know that social progress is still behind–and will, most likely, always be behind. We just can’t get over ourselves that someone else is happier than us.
Since I’ve been pretty much crazy busy with work due to the Olympicos and playing legal counsel and writer, I haven’t been up to date with the whole current events thing.
So, I was really surprised when I heard that Russia and Georgia were fighting, people making such big deals about the ‘replacement’ Chinese singer, more fires, and even more retarded money and energy spent on retarded things!!
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Hey Kiddies!!
Sorry for the late return! Although, it appears that everyone is MIA as well. I’ve been pretty busy; as a lot of you know. And for those of you that don’t have a clue, you don’t want to know. I’d explain it, but, I’m a little winded out from it all; and unfortunately, it’s not over yet. However, feel free to visit: http://jointhefight.wordpress.com/. I’ll spruce it up later, but for now, just read the jist of everything.
I just got another wrong number caller again. This Jamaican-accent middle aged lady keeps calling at around 9:30am for three days, I keep telling her she has the wrong number. When I pick up I would say hi and she’ll say hi so then I say hi again since the caller didn’t present an objective. So she says hi again. Finally, perhaps after a two minute exchange of hello’s, I go, you called yesterday too. Doof.
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That’s right, in honor of being asked to make a Crappy MS Paint Comic, I shall now actually write a post. So lately I’ve been playing a lot of Rockband. It’s a very social game, and it provides a nice structure for hanging out with people, and having a good time. Usually this is less painful the next day than our normal, unstructured good time.
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So I’m getting my summer vacation on in good ol’ Buffalo, New York right now. This is why I haven’t been making many posts. I do hope you guys have been enjoying the Deadbox Comics I’ve left behind for you guys. So far, I think they’ve been pretty humorus. Hopefully y’all think so too. Anyway, I have a party to attend to and hope everyone had a good 4th of July. See you guys on the 11th.
Oh and grats to Helen on the Dino Dig!
So, I’m going to be more hiatus than ever. Why?
I
Am
GOING
on
a
DINOSAUR
YES, DINOSAUR
Dig
EXPEDITION
FOr the rest of JULY!!!!!!!!!
So. I really did like the demo. I’ve been a fan of the Battlefield series since the WWII days and I was very pleased to see an upgrade of the old flavor to a straight-up modernesque time period and I actually went out and PURCHASED the thing this past Friday.
I regret my decision.

What’s really, REALLY sad about the whole thing is that I HAVE a good copy of Photoshop, sitting on the external hard drive, and it would be the work of mere moments to fire up Daemon Tools and mount the bitch.
Alas, I am lazy.
But Gerry’s little Zangief/360 throwdown there has me interested. Assuming I were to do some very simple rewiring, I could easily put Photoshop on the notebook lappy, where the ability to write directly onto the screen could be extremely handy. Speaking of handy, did any of you click on the wikipedia link above yet? Go ahead, I’ll wait.
So, a lot (read: no one) of people have been asking me how my xbox broke. Well, the truth is, Zangief came over and atomic piledrove my xbox. True story. The above illustration is a dramatic re-enactment of the event.
I’m not bored or anything.
UPDATE: Incidentally, I was reading through the warrenty. I couldn’t believe it, but in the warrenty, it explains they cover just this occurance. It’s in section SSF2HTFHDR2.5; The Zangief Clause. I looked into it, and there’s actually a story behind why they do. You see, it appears they pissed off Zangief at one point. They had pened a deal to bring MvC2 to the 360 and Zangief would lead the marketing plans. He was going to have it all finally. Fame, Fortune, a Decent Move Set. But things fell through, and while I couldn’t find the details behind it, Zangief blamed MS and vowed to get revenge. Since then he’s been seen doing carnival shows where he wrastles the hulky ps3′s and from time to time shows off his Atomic Piledriver on 360′s.
But all is not bad for Zangief. He is back on the Street Fighter Tournament for the upcoming Street Fighter IV. Maybe with this, he’ll have less time to Piledrive 360′s.
