I am officially declaring my self-nomination for the “Best Blog Title Evar” award. It descends upon YOU, gentle reader, to support my drive towards victory. Expect some kind of campaign/propaganda posters in the very near future; since I myself haven’t actually installed Photoshop yet, I’m now looking pointedly at Gerry here. I fully expect something along the lines of this, except maybe replace the word “Hope” with the phrase “Comma Bitches”… and I feel fully justified in being this unreasonably demanding of Gerry within a satirical context. I plan on holding my Presidential Campaign press conferences in a similar manner, as well: “Mr. Coincon, Mr. Coincon, Sean Hannity, Fox News; how do you respond to the accusations that (except for ego, apparently) you’re nowhere NEAR qualified to be Leader Of The Free World? And I heard you’re French, too!” “Ah, Mr. Hannity, you raise some excellent points, and as always I admire your candor. In response, I feel that the only effective way to affect effective effects towards cleaning out the corruption-ridden cesspool we call a government is for someone with both thorough NON-experience in government and philosophical/intellectual integrity to man the helm. Start setting a positive course, as it were. The entire reason I hold these press conferences on a DAILY god damn basis is NOT to advance my own agenda, as is the norm for politicians (which, as per your own aforementioned observation, I am definitively NOT)… I subject myself to the rapacious attentions of the Media this frequently so that the American People may instead ask of me whatever questions they desire so that they might evaluate my philosophical/intellectual integrity. I want the American People to get to know ME and have confidence in ME as a person instead of the letter in parentheses to the right of my name… or the lack thereof, in my case. That being said, Mr. Fuckface, I have a small request for YOU… first, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I’m talking about scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!”
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There’s a new feature on Wasabisoft starting up Monday. Due to the lack of a complete comic being ready in the foreseeable future, I have decided that I need to exercise my photoshop chops some. The benefit to me is more pieces for my portfolio. The benefit to you is cool little desktops to enjoy. I will include varying sizes for common desktop sizes so hopefully everyone will have one that will fit their monitor. I will be attempting to update at least three times a week. These desktop can sometimes be abstract, retro, or even video game related. So check back every Monday to see what cool new image awaits you.
I suppose this is what I should do first. Hello everyone, I’m Lisette. I’m friends with several of you on here, and hope to be friends with all of you soon. I went to Tara also, and so am sort of a remnant of what we would call a band nerd.