I’ve decided on my next facial hair experiment. I was rockin the full beard, but decided tonight to shave it in favor of a father of Doctor McNinja ‘stach. My next project is one that takes real balls. Seriously, if you don’t have class S balls, you will not have the ability to grow this one.
Take a gander at this.
Ambitious? Yes. Doable? Absolutely.
Such a beard can only be contained with the assistance of a chaingun-arm. And for shaving? GIANT OVER-COMPENSATING SWORD.