Friends, acquaintances, and people who clicked on a link a buddy of theirs sent them in a chain letter: lend me your ears! The following poem, The Ballad of the Night Chicken, is the first chronicle of the adventures of my extremely Evil (yet surprisingly Pure, for some reason) Hero from the 360 game Fable 2. It is (as will become readily apparent) based loosely upon a number of similar literary works, though somehow I sincerely doubt any of their works deal with as vile and, frankly, hilarious a subject matter as this. Except, perhaps, Dr. Seuss. Enjoy.
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