10 ) The police came knocking on my door with a warrant for its arrest
9 ) It failed at an attempt to start a Yo Mama joke game show
8 ) It started rumors about Paul Ruben exposing himself to children in a theater
7 ) It makes Micheal Jackson look like an othodox saint
6 ) it started a child slave ring with catholic priests
5 ) in school, it would beat up the younger kids and take their lunch money
4 ) it wanted me to call it hand banana and tried to rape me
3 ) dell tech support says, “at least we’re not apple”
2 ) gateway tech support says, “at least we’re not apple”
and the number one reason my macbook pro is so bad,
1 ) It’s been repaired more times in one year than my Xbox 360 has been in 3 and it still doesn’t work
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.