10 ) The police came knocking on my door with a warrant for its arrest
9 ) It failed at an attempt to start a Yo Mama joke game show
8 ) It started rumors about Paul Ruben exposing himself to children in a theater
7 ) It makes Micheal Jackson look like an othodox saint
UPDATE THE SECOND: Tried turning it on this morning…. it’s completely dead now. Get the disc making it’s, “I’ve got power” noise but no screen or anything.
UPDATE: AAAAAAAND it’s dead AGAIN. Playing ffxi and the screen shut off. No sounds nothing. Dead. I force power off and it comes up to the Apple loading screens [...]
It’s about that time again, flu season. Before you run to get yourself vaccinated, ask yourself the following questions:
To attack the growing number of obese children, the state of New York decided to mandate public schools outside New York City to report a summary of the students’ weight and body mass index (BMI) to the New York State Health Department. Otherwise known as a fat report card.
“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than 50,000 cases of the disease were reported in the United States in 2004 and 2005. That is the largest number since the 1950s.”
Whooping cough, also known as pertussis, is apparently on the rise. Pertussis is a highly contagious disease and is caused by the [...]
Approximately 300,000 children in the U.S. have some form of arthritis (mainly juvenile rheumatoid arthritis) and not so surprisingly (to me), we the public are totally unaware of this. For those who don’t know, arthritis is the inflammation of joints and it is usually linked to persons over 50. So, why are our children being [...]
Parents, leaving unused prescription drugs (from surgeries, injuries or dental work) unsecured and unmonitored, are unknowingly tempting their children or their children’s friends to try drugs they’ve heard from schools, commercials, movies and the Internet. To prevent teens from experimenting these leftover medications, experts urge parents to dispose these drugs as soon as they serve [...]
International Talk Like A Pirate Day is finally here!! Me mateys, don’t ye forget, ye must talk like us ‘irates! It’s probably one of the only days you can do it without sounding like a total idiot minus Halloween. On that note, them scurvvy’s arr still ’round us! (*kwak*: scurvy is still here *kwak*)
Even [...]
A multinational research led by Dr. Heather C. Medford of the University of Washington, Dr. Andrew J. Sharp of the University of Geneva, Switzerland revealed a possibly answer to autism, mental and growth retardation, and other disabilities.
U.S. researchers reported that mad cow disease, Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) is identical to human disease called Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD). This new report may shed some light on the origin of the disease–supporting the idea that BSE originated from a previously undetected strain from contaminated cattle feed in the UK.
“The study [supports] the hypothesis [...]