Comments on: I Plan On Running For President In 2020 http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/ A collection of creative minds Mon, 03 Oct 2011 03:38:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Sean http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-116 Sean Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:59:44 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-116 I'm initially shooting for more of a Get Sean Elected Collegium than an actual running mate... I'll tell you what, the day of my inauguration I'll hold a Running Mate contest for all Collegium members... the style will be of MY choosing, and I choose... THE THUNDERDOME: TWO MINORITIES ENTER... ONE RUNNING MATE LEAVES! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT! I’m initially shooting for more of a Get Sean Elected Collegium than an actual running mate… I’ll tell you what, the day of my inauguration I’ll hold a Running Mate contest for all Collegium members… the style will be of MY choosing, and I choose… THE THUNDERDOME: TWO MINORITIES ENTER… ONE RUNNING MATE LEAVES!

FIGHT! FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT!

]]> By: helen http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-102 helen Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:14:11 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-102 Haha, and I can try help you get the Asian votes. WOohoo 2020 here we come!!! And yeah, 35 years, sad isn't it??? Haha, and I can try help you get the Asian votes.

WOohoo 2020 here we come!!!

And yeah, 35 years, sad isn’t it???

]]> By: chad http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-100 chad Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:13:33 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-100 My question is, do you have a Vice Presidential candidate yet? I would like to throw my name in the hat. I can get the Jewish vote, the humor vote, manage finances and be just as brutally honest. Also, I have a hookup on a Presidential Party--um--Campaign Van for us to travel in. My question is, do you have a Vice Presidential candidate yet? I would like to throw my name in the hat. I can get the Jewish vote, the humor vote, manage finances and be just as brutally honest. Also, I have a hookup on a Presidential Party–um–Campaign Van for us to travel in.

]]> By: Sean http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-99 Sean Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:01:39 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-99 Ok, numerous people (me) have sent in lots of questions (made up by me) wanting to know why I chose the year 2020 to make my big (small; so says me) Presidential bid. I mean, damn, I don't even know who I'll be running against (after I get done with that Soldier of Fortune mag I picked up the other day<a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_assassination" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_assassination" rel="nofollow">;</a> only me)! The answer is simple: the Constitution says (I THINK it was the Constitution... I don't know where the hell else they'd put this rule, but hey) that any citizen wishing to run for President must be at least 35 years old. Setting aside for the moment my feelings that ALL age limits in our society are arbitrary, lazy, and, let's face it, totally full of shit, I am at present only 25 years of age and 2020 will be the first Presidential election year when I shall meet that particular prerequisite. I heard somewhere that you also have float a keg while doing a <a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegstand" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegstand" rel="nofollow">kegstand</a>, but not only am I pretty sure that's physically impossible but I also don't drink frequently by any stretch of the imagination... luckily, I've got some <a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decade" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decade" rel="nofollow">time</a>. Ok, numerous people (me) have sent in lots of questions (made up by me) wanting to know why I chose the year 2020 to make my big (small; so says me) Presidential bid. I mean, damn, I don’t even know who I’ll be running against (after I get done with that Soldier of Fortune mag I picked up the other day; only me)! The answer is simple: the Constitution says (I THINK it was the Constitution… I don’t know where the hell else they’d put this rule, but hey) that any citizen wishing to run for President must be at least 35 years old. Setting aside for the moment my feelings that ALL age limits in our society are arbitrary, lazy, and, let’s face it, totally full of shit, I am at present only 25 years of age and 2020 will be the first Presidential election year when I shall meet that particular prerequisite. I heard somewhere that you also have float a keg while doing a kegstand, but not only am I pretty sure that’s physically impossible but I also don’t drink frequently by any stretch of the imagination… luckily, I’ve got some time.

]]> By: Sean http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-96 Sean Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:14:20 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-96 ALL READERS WILL NOTE THE OBVIOUS AMERICAN FLAG BEHIND ME IN MY PICTURE. THERE, WE'VE ESTABLISHED I'M A PATRIOTIC GUY. <a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingoism" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingoism" rel="nofollow">FUCK LAPEL PINS</a>. ON A RELATED NOTE: BWAHAHAHAHA. ALL READERS WILL NOTE THE OBVIOUS AMERICAN FLAG BEHIND ME IN MY PICTURE. THERE, WE’VE ESTABLISHED I’M A PATRIOTIC GUY. FUCK LAPEL PINS. ON A RELATED NOTE: BWAHAHAHAHA.

]]> By: gerry http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-93 gerry Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:06:32 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-93 Also, I don't always use wikipedia. Sometime my words link to <a title="You are an ass" href="http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/" rel="nofollow">other things</a>. And even have a hidden meaning in the <a title="But I'd still vote for you" href="http://v4pedro.ytmnd.com/" rel="nofollow">mouse over</a>. Also, I don’t always use wikipedia. Sometime my words link to other things. And even have a hidden meaning in the mouse over.

]]> By: gerry http://www.wasabisoft.net/2008/06/28/i-plan-on-running-for-president-in-2020/comment-page-1/#comment-92 gerry Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:10:26 +0000 http://www.wasabisoft.net/?p=87#comment-92 Please to be thanking you to just copy and paste the code for you image from this post from now on. I haven't found a wordpress plugin that will auto put pics yet. Please to be thanking you to just copy and paste the code for you image from this post from now on. I haven’t found a wordpress plugin that will auto put pics yet.

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