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It happens all the time. Whenever a Q-list celebrity like me goes away for a while, people wonder where I’ve gone.  For example, everyone was wondering what happened to Dave Chapelle after his breakdown.  Don’t forget about Sharon Stone.  She was everywhere, then nowhere, and then everywhere, and now she’s nowhere.  The list can go on and on; Dick Cheney goes into hiding after any national emergency, Magic Johnson abracadabra’d away after his failed talk show and Sean Connery’s career has been lost for years now.  Every major name goes through a phase where they just need to get away.  I am no exception. The last time I was seen anywheres on the intranet was 1/12/aught-eight.  Heck, the last time I was seen anywheres alive, in the public, was 1997 and 1/2.  But never fear, I have proof that I have been alive and well.

It’s kind of ironic, if I knew what that word meant, that when Q-listers want to escape the world they travel the world.  That is what my good buddy Megan Parlen, third highest billed star of TNBC’s hit show “Hang Time“, suggested I do.  She said since her fame on that show, she’s traveled the world 4 times.  Four times!  Once by plane, once by train, once by boat, and once by hitchiking and selling her body.  I had to meet her some way…. You may be wondering where I traveled to.  “So Chad, where did you travel to?” you say.  Some pretty exciting places, I can tell you that much.  Let’s take a looksee:

Since I hadn’t had my shots yet, and was still getting over my TB, I decided to do some traveling inside the continental US.  Here is me in Denver, Colorado:

Then, I traveled to Hawaii:

Next, I went to Florida.  I think I looked pretty hot:

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I finally got my shots and headed to Rome:

Then, I went to London:

Finally, I ended up in Paris:

I think I need more shots.

So, as you can see, I’ve been around. I mean, I’ve REALLY been around. Ahhh hitchhiking. Be prepared my little Wasabites, I am back, and ready to blog like crazy.