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It happens all the time. Whenever a Q-list celebrity like me goes away for a while, people wonder where I’ve gone.  For example, everyone was wondering what happened to Dave Chapelle after his breakdown.  Don’t forget about Sharon Stone.  She was everywhere, then nowhere, and then everywhere, and now she’s nowhere.  The list can go on and on; Dick Cheney goes into hiding after any national emergency, Magic Johnson abracadabra’d away after his failed talk show and Sean Connery’s career has been lost for years now.  Every major name goes through a phase where they just need to get away.  I am no exception. The last time I was seen anywheres on the intranet was 1/12/aught-eight.  Heck, the last time I was seen anywheres alive, in the public, was 1997 and 1/2.  But never fear, I have proof that I have been alive and well.
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