Ok, I stole the title for this post from a totally bitchin’ bumper sticker I spotted on a vechical at my last apartment, but it sums up my feeling on the subject quite nicely. So nicely, in fact, that I’m stealing it for use as the title of this post. There, the circle is closed.
It’s gonna happen to you one day Phil. Mark my word. It’s going to happen. Although, as you can see, Phil’s don’t cry. They just give evil drunken stares.
This gives me an idea actually! I think that there need to be a contest of sorts going on here! It’s the “What-would-they-look-like-if-their-360-broke photoshop contest!” Maybe we can even dig up a prize, but there’s no gaurentees. Got photoshop skillz? Good! Don’t need’em. Why? Because this is a contest to find the most terrible, humorus picture around! Rules after the jump!
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So my xbox died today. No one was surprised. This is what I looked like when it happened. True Story. Here are my thoughts on the situation.
YEAH! PRESIDENT, BITCHES!
No, seriously. I do. Not because I think I’d do a kickass job or anything, I just wanna be read-on to the “President’s-Eyes-Only” programs and steal all the files and fax ‘em all to CNN for a pittance. Plus it’d be an awesome way to make people learn to pronounce my last name in a real goddamned hurry. Get it wrong and you’ll have the NSA all up in your Kool-Ade.
If chad is a Q list Celebrity. That must make me a… um how does the this go again…. q-r-s-t-u-v…. w-x-y… yeah, Z list celebrity. Hot damn.
Hell sudden froze over and then rapidly unfroze this morning in Paris as Diablo Mother Fucking 3 was announced. After a week of speculating on the mysterious image over at Blizzard’s site, first thinking it’s just an announcement for WoW: Wrath of the blah blah, then thinking it was Diablo 3, then thinking it was Starcraft 2 release date, THEN thinking it was Lost Viking 3, and FINALLY coming back to Starcraft 2, it was unveiled that Diablo 3 was in the works. And man, not just in the works but coming along nicely. The videos shown are of a game at least 5-10 years in (that’s a Blizzard 5-10). What I’m hoping, is they were waiting to announce until close to release. I don’t want to wait another 2 years from now to play it. The one year we’ve known about Starcraft 2 has been bad enough.
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It happens all the time. Whenever a Q-list celebrity like me goes away for a while, people wonder where I’ve gone. For example, everyone was wondering what happened to Dave Chapelle after his breakdown. Don’t forget about Sharon Stone. She was everywhere, then nowhere, and then everywhere, and now she’s nowhere. The list can go on and on; Dick Cheney goes into hiding after any national emergency, Magic Johnson abracadabra’d away after his failed talk show and Sean Connery’s career has been lost for years now. Every major name goes through a phase where they just need to get away. I am no exception. The last time I was seen anywheres on the intranet was 1/12/aught-eight. Heck, the last time I was seen anywheres alive, in the public, was 1997 and 1/2. But never fear, I have proof that I have been alive and well.
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An incident today faced during rush hour of returning home involving discrimination, and retaliation.
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