Ok, I stole the title for this post from a totally bitchin’ bumper sticker I spotted on a vechical at my last apartment, but it sums up my feeling on the subject quite nicely. So nicely, in fact, that I’m stealing it for use as the title of this post. There, the circle [...]
It’s gonna happen to you one day Phil. Mark my word. It’s going to happen. Although, as you can see, Phil’s don’t cry. They just give evil drunken stares.
This gives me an idea actually! I think that there need to be a contest of sorts going on here! It’s the “What-would-they-look-like-if-their-360-broke photoshop contest!” Maybe [...]
So my xbox died today. No one was surprised. This is what I looked like when it happened. True Story. Here are my thoughts on the situation.
YEAH! PRESIDENT, BITCHES!
No, seriously. I do. Not because I think I’d do a kickass job or anything, I just wanna be read-on to the “President’s-Eyes-Only” programs and steal all the files and fax ‘em all to CNN for a pittance. Plus it’d be an awesome way to make people learn to pronounce my last [...]
If chad is a Q list Celebrity. That must make me a… um how does the this go again…. q-r-s-t-u-v…. w-x-y… yeah, Z list celebrity. Hot damn.
Hell sudden froze over and then rapidly unfroze this morning in Paris as Diablo Mother Fucking 3 was announced. After a week of speculating on the mysterious image over at Blizzard’s site, first thinking it’s just an announcement for WoW: Wrath of the blah blah, then thinking it was Diablo 3, then thinking it was [...]
It happens all the time. Whenever a Q-list celebrity like me goes away for a while, people wonder where I’ve gone. For example, everyone was wondering what happened to Dave Chapelle after his breakdown. Don’t forget about Sharon Stone. She was everywhere, then nowhere, and then everywhere, and now she’s nowhere. The list can go [...]
An incident today faced during rush hour of returning home involving discrimination, and retaliation.