Every Saturday, one of us will post a blog post from our past in order to let you really get to know us… and laugh at us. Over the past century or so, I posted many a corny joke. Here are some of my favorites:
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What’s the difference between an Apple worshipper and a PC follower??
PC users admit their PC sucks, and when it dies, it’s dead–they get a new one.
Apple worshippers deny such occurrences and pray that when shipped back to Apple for some fixin’, it will return just like new.
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MADtv conjures funny but true lyrics about Apple and their tactics. Of course, they exist because fanboys are just plain fanboys.
From Feist – 1234
Today is the first Monday of the new year. What will you do with it?
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UPDATE: Now with 100% more less follow up apology post!
With the exception of names and a raging boner, this is a 100% true story. I just wanted to get that out of the way now. I didn’t want to preface my preface, as this is a long post already, but I really wanted to get this out there because it is a crime what apple is doing to their customers. And the worst part is half of them are so “Apple Happy” or just plain new to computers, they are completely oblivious and blind to what is going on. There is one must read section at the bottom I want everyone to read whether or not you read the entire story. It’s horrible and I want people to know what Apple is doing. Without further ado, here’s the rest of the story.
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I’m a day late, but I would like to say happy new year to all our readers. I hope 2007 was a great year for you and hopefully 2008 will be the same. My 2008 is starting out bleh-y, but that is a long story I am typing up for you right now. It’s a good-un, I swear.
Webster’s Dictionary defines HAPPY as:
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