Did you know that human pheromonal usage is a huge crock? That’s right: you may as well give your money to a rehabilitation clinic for Alabama bestiality addicts as spend it on any form of pheromone for any purpose. That INCLUDES the attraction of NON-humans, for you Alabamites out there.
To be honest, I’m not even sure “Alabamites” is a word. Alabamians, maybe? Never mind. The point is, don’t fucking buy the stuff. However, I DO have well-documented evidence of GERRY’S pheromone usage… and believe me, it stinks.
Oh great, now there’s TWO wasabians that smell like camel’s ass.
Sean, can you get me one of those gas mask things for Christmas? Please