Yes, this has been posted once before by me, and isn’t even original work, really. The vast majority of these were compilation work on my part, but a few are mine alone. Enjoy, until I come up with something legitimate to post.
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…and a shiny penny to whoever makes THAT connection. Anyways.
So in an extremely vague effort to connect to people randomly WITHOUT having to wade through a sea of cocks, I’ve got an account on Formspring. Feel free to ask me what the fuck ever crosses your mind; the format literally GUARANTEES I won’t be as long-winded as usual. It’s a celebration, bitches. Enjoy yourself.
I’ve decided on my next facial hair experiment. I was rockin the full beard, but decided tonight to shave it in favor of a father of Doctor McNinja ‘stach. My next project is one that takes real balls. Seriously, if you don’t have class S balls, you will not have the ability to grow this one.
Take a gander at this.
Ambitious? Yes. Doable? Absolutely.
Around actually. I recently started a new job doing the website for a local attorney running for congress. Also, I’ve been totally sucked into Valkyria Chronicles. If you were to put this game and Final Fantasy Tactics in PS1/2 controller terms, FFT would be the D-pad and Valkyria Chronicles would be the analog stick. Instead of the grid from FFT, you have a stamina bar and you can move anywhere you want until said stamina bar runs out. Also instead of swords and magic, you have WW2 era guns and tanks.
I’ve also been dabbling in 3D Dot Game Heroes where I’ve designed my hero to look like the Vic Viper from Gradius. Doctor Dic had an urgent message for me. It said, “Dash Boots Get! You can now run by holding Square.” The only thing missing from the scene was the Megaman boss weapon GET music. There have also been a few references to Demon’s Soul already as well.
These two games are slowly reminding me why I loved Playstation last gen.
Also, I leave you with this amazing gem.
In Greek mythology there was a hero named Theseus, renowned for various acts of heroism both dramatic and pedestrian, but most famous for slaying the Minotaur at the center of the labyrinth at Minos. Upon his triumphant return voyage to Athens, his ship was moored in the Athenian harbor as a national treasure. However, rather than being permanently moored and allowed to decay (like many other historical sites) the ship was kept in a seaworthy state so that it could be used to ferry city officials to various festivals on neighboring islands. Over the centuries, this meant that new ship pieces and hull patches were applied to the wooden ship as parts of it slowly rotted away… with the end result that, one day, every single plank of the ship had been replaced. In the minds of the Athenians (and a vast multitude of philosophers since) this raised a most intriguing question: since every last part of the Ship of Theseus has now been replaced, is the boat moored in the harbor of Athens actually the Ship of Theseus? Are the ship of legend and the ship today “the same” ship?